Hello there. I'm Tim and this is my blog where I post things I like. Obviously.

 

This is literally a dream I had.

There was a small ship out in the water and I was on a sand dune doing something important for them. I had to be quick for some reason. There was a small dingy for me to get on to paddle back to them but instead I just climbed on the front a lay down like one if those Viking statue things.
While the boat was going really fast there was rainbow lorakeets flying along close to the water. Every now and them they would pull their wings In and start to skim along the water for a bit and then all of a sudden dive down into the water like a reverse dolphin. Luke (my brother) also was swimming in front of the boat at one point. And then he suddenly dove under the water to let the boat pass over him.
When we arrived on land the boat somehow travelled about 50 metres up a muddy hill before stopping.
We got out and we were in a forrest somewhere, but there was also a cliff beside us and there was sea elephants everywhere.
One was especially huge and was lying on his back clapping excitedly. There was huge oak trees around formed perfectly for climbing. For some reason I was really afraid of bears being around. I think I thought we were in Canada. I saw two baby bears fighting with one of the sea elephants and that made me more scared. We were planning on staying for the night and I decided to look in the trees to find a good place to make a hammock or something.
I didn’t look for long, but I climbed a tree instead and hung from it for a while.

Jack the Ripper

The Movie: 9/10
It was such a brilliant movie. For something so old I was very impressed.
Michael Caine: 9/10
The sometimes aggressive, short tempered character Michael Caine was playing was very interesting to watch. It’s one of my favourite characters of his I’ve seen.
The Plot: 9/10
The plot was also very interesting. I loved how many suspects there were. I can honestly say it’s not the person I thought it was going to be.
Music: 5/10
Well there was hardly any. So it’s hard to judge.

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

and-then-sara:

farxsparkle:

im-still-unbroken:

mightyfinevalkorian:

The Best Cat GIF Post in the History of Cat GIFs (via buzzfeed)

WHAT ARE CATS

I CANT BREATHE TWO GROWN MEN IN SUITS RUN AWAY BECAUSE THAT  CAT IS LIKE POSSESSED OR SOMETHING IDK

cat wins

I love the second gif. He’s all “YOU DARE MOCK ME?!”

(Source: noniebalonie)